the rock song i was making up while driving home from santa barbara last week went like this:

one was in the army! one was in the navy!
one made candy canes! the other delivered babies!
one has a beard, the other has no hair on his head.
one is named george, the other's name is Fred.

Chorus:
My grandfathers! My grandfathers are wonderful men!
I hope I grow up to be just like them!

- Eric